The Love Boat: Season 1, Episode 1
Episode Title: Captain & the Lady / Centerfold / One if by Land...
Story 1: Captain & the Lady
Captain Stubing finds himself the target of his ex-wife, now married to a rival cruise line executive. She makes his life miserable with her demands and criticisms, testing his patience and professionalism.
Story 2: Centerfold
Sandy Rytell, a former centerfold model, is engaged to be married. However, she's hiding a secret from her fiancé: a stash of old nude photos. As the cruise progresses, she fears that the photos will be discovered, jeopardizing her relationship.
Story 3: One if by Land...
Jenny O'Brien, a young woman eager to settle down, tries to convince her boyfriend, Ron Baker, to propose marriage. Meanwhile, a man named John Ritter poses as a woman to avoid sharing a cabin with another woman, leading to a series of humorous misadventures.